weallfall-d0wn: oh. my. god.
thehilariousblog: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!” dead cereal killed in cold blood yes i like this very much
Forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to.